Everyone's Longest Illegal Text Ever (ELITE)

the ELTE

[~1,896 characters]


psst! hey! hey you! yes, you! wanna be a part of the ELTE by submitting your own entry? email me yours at dfclte@gmail.com


chapter 1: the ELTE

by dfc454

[Mar 13, 2025, 6:59 PM] hey guys, welcome to the ELTE!! this is mainly a sample thing so i can get this started, but this is the LTE where you can submit your own entries to!! now i wouldn't consider this a true lte, but i figured it would be a fun little experiment to do since im a bit bored. anyway, seeya!!

chapter 2: the hi

by whyislands

[Mar 13, 2025, 7:08 PM] hello hello hi i am whyislands, i am such a cool guy, i just got 100 thousand characters on my lte recently, and this lte just released, so why not have a part in it? anyways, thats it for this week, cya

chapter 3: (unnamed)

by pink-ish pickle

[Mar 14, 2025, 12:48 AM] hello! this is the patron saint of strangely coloured pickles from the pink-ish pickle LTE, also known as rue (as in that's my name it's not a screename or alias). this thing is like an LTE but there are more people? sweet! i have absolutely no idea what else to write about so i'll just keep rambling as is the correct and proper procedure of a longest text ever. recently i went to go see folk-punk band pigeon pit, they were really good. the lyric booklet in the feather river canyon blues CD has all of the chords for the songs in it so i've been playing those pretty much non-stop since the show, they are really fun. i haven't cleared the notifications on my phone in several weeks so i keep seeing messages i already saw like a week ago in my notifications and then going "huh i should clear that" and then i just dont because i guess i'm too lazy to even hit the button. also, i'm typing this on my phone, and into an email. which is weird cos i typically use either google docs or just type directly into the html files on neocities. you start being reffered to in the second person. startled, you turn to your nearby friend and say "wow, this LTE entry sucks and she should really just stop writing now". she then stops writing.