section IV: what
chapter 10: two
[Nov 5, 2024, 7:43 PM] i have RETURNED! we have hit the double digits in the chapters! you know sometimes i get months all mixed up and sometimes end up thinking october is the 8th month. i mean OCT is latin or something for 8... at least i think so. i just know octagon has EIGHT sides so why isn't october the 8th month of the year? knockton also mentioned this in their lte. PETITION TO MAKE OCTOBER THE 8TH MONTH OF THE YEAR! but wait that would mean august is the 10th month now... ANYWAYS, it is election day. like i said before i dont really want to get into politics stuff sooooooo yeah. i am doing rubik's cubes again. my best time is now 46s! i havent touched my GAN cube in like 5 months, so i decided to start speed solving it again. learning CFOP right now, right now im learning f2l. since i am dumb it is hard for me to do f2l, but later on i am going to try the other ones once i have learned f2l. its already almost 8:00 pm, wow. time flies by, doesn't it? but it didnt YESTERDAY because it felt like forever until it was 6:30 pm. speaking of time, it is almost the 6 month anniversary of the DLTEOTOSFNR. that is chapter 22 of the old lte i made. it is in only 3 days, so to celebrate, im going to make a NEW DLTEOTOSFNR in 3 days. the DLTEOTOSFNR was actually one of the longest chapters in the old lte i believe, so this time im gonna make it EVEN LONGER. thats right. so long you will starve to death before finishing it- ok maybe not THAT long. but the DLTEOTOSFNR is not the longest chapter anymore. it is now chapter 9 in this LTE! anyway gotta go for a bit so be right back [8:50 PM] back! i got some food, gonna go to bed soon though because i am TIRED. just wanted to update this for today. from now on im gonna try to update this daily, but if i cant its most likely because i am doing something else or something comes up. its almost 9:00 so im gonna watch some tv for a bit then go to bed. seeya later for the 94.59th time
chapter 11: workin'
[Nov 6, 2024, 1:59 PM] hello fellow LTEers! i am back once again, and for the first time i am editing this in school. turns out they havent blocked neocities (or at least my site), so i can still edit this thing. today was chaos. there was an incident in the classroom today, for now, what i can tell you is that somebody got mad playing uno, thats all you need to know. dont want to get into detail about what happened. i wasn't involved, i was just a witness. anyway i just added a new copy code button to copy button code. also lets check the character count again. it is nearly 26,000 characters now! i am nearly more than halfway to 100k, so thats good i guess. the next one i have yet to surpass is the Slashii LTE with over 50k characters. i am more than halfway there to beat that character count, i think im going at a good pace. the DLTEOTOSFNR 6 month anniversary is only in a couple days, cant wait to break my wrist on november 8th. right now ive been doing some assignments, pretty much done though. one think i dont really like though is that the pinkish pickle lte is blocked. luckily i can still access neocities itself. i swear if they block neocities- ANYWAYS i discovered there is an api for neocities. i can update it using Python now, so if im making some sort of online game, i can just send data to a website i own, retrieve it and go from there. speaking of python, i am currently developing a 3d game entirely from scratch using it. it mainly uses pygame and PIL, pygame to display the render, and PIL to render the image itself. all i can do with it right now is move around, make triangles and 3d lines. before the program would render to a video using ffmpeg, but i decided to change things up a bit and what do you know, the thing actually works. tried doing it with tkinter, but i could NOT figure out just how to constantly update the image on it. i figure i can do the same thing in javascript, i just need a bit of time to learn js itself. i already know a little bit, so i can at least get elements from html, make elements, use console, make functions, edit elements and edit the canvas. not much, but im still learning. now, onto length again. it turns out the longest sentence according to wordcounter.net is nearly 5,000 words?? thats almost the amount of words the LTE itself has. yeah i dont know why it does that, but onto another thing. the hand writing time says SIX HOURS. wow, i've probably spent a quarter of that time just typing this. it also says only 11 pages. that means knockton's potato lte is nearly 200 pages, wow. thats pretty much it, now time to see the character count once again. now its around 27,600 characters, now we are getting somewhere! also now this chapter has filled half my editor. gonna get some water, be right back [2:33 pm] DANG i was thirsty. did you know fact #1: flaming chicken's lte has over 200,000 characters. i wonder if anyone has actually bothered to read this much of the lte unless you are a NASTY SKIPPER! if you really did read this much, you get a gold star sticker! it says "amamziimng" on it. if, it, in, is. those are the 4 two letter words that start with "i". now this lte has 12 pages. it also has 28k characters. ok enough about length, now lets talk about the old ltes i made. the very first one wasn't on the web at the time, it was just a little html on my old laptop. i dont know where it is, but it is kinda busted but im gonna get it our later and read it. as far as i know, the whole thing only reached around 9 or so chapters, so it was pretty short. one was actually me ranting about Apple or something. the next one after was on my school chromebook, and well that one actually was pretty damn long. it started on January of about a couple years ago, and luckily i still have the file. it wasnt on the web either, and theres a large chance i will never upload that one, i didnt really like it, but it was around 20k characters. then the previous one, around 40k characters, which was actually on here at one point. i ended it because it just suffered from inactivity like all the time, and in this one im gonna try to be more active on it. that one reached 25 chapters. now the current one, which i probably dont need to explain. gonna do something else real quick, be right back again. [2:48 pm] ok im back, turns out this has almost reached 30k characters, yippee! now the most used keyword is... STILL cheese. however, "now", at 71 uses is about to surpass "cheese", with 82 uses. this chapter has now almost filled up my entire editor ONCE AGAIN. im on a roll! sadly, i dont have much to talk about and not much is really going on other than someone making random noises and some conversation going on in that corner of the classroom, but one more thing i would like to talk about is... yes, THE GRAVY INCIDENT. you thought i wouldn't bring it back? WELL I DID!! one time i was in the cafeteria at school, waiting in line. i got the mashed potatoes, and usually i didnt mind the gravy on it. BUT one fateful day, when i went to sit at the table, i noticed something in the gravy. my dumbass ate it. the texture was just weird, and i ended up throwing up like 3 days later. i dont know what the hell that thing in the gravy was, but i probably dont wanna find out. and thats why i dont eat white gravy anymore. speaking of gravy, thanksgiving is coming up! cant wait to eat some turkey and stuffing. god the rolls are so good on thanksgiving,or at least i like them. there is someone even putting up decorations, and there is a BIG TURKEY!! you know, i wonder if anyone notices me actually typing this during class. not much is going on right now so i can kinda get away with it. i have now been typing this for around 30 minutes. just kidding an hour. its because im also doing other stuff while im typing. the WONDERS OF MULTITASKING!! amazing wow. also i figured out how to port turbowarp projects to an executable file. yes, they have a packager for it. i found that pretty cool. i decided to make a new project, and its gonna be cool i promise. its called "the AMAZING game!" yes it was inspired by "The Wonderful Game" by viba (go check it out, its cool), but its different. it is now 3:00, yes its been an hour i lied. also this chapter is now getting VERY close to filling up my neocities editor. im gonna go ahead and save this now in case it crashes. [one save later] ok now its backed up. we are about to go home in about 10 minutes, so i guess im gonna end it somewhere around here- just kidding, im gonna keep going. the last thing i want to talk about now is what happened outside. so we had to go outside for something we were doing, like an activity, somebody stepped in a HUGE ant pile, kicked it, then somebody found a snake, and THEN i got poked by some sticker, AND FINALLY somebody picked up a mushroom that could have possibly had fungus on it, but we got rid of it in time, the person thought is was something else but STILL WHY WOULD YOU PICK SOMETHING LIKE THAT UP!? its now almost been 10 minutes, and dismissal is soon so im gonna go ahead and stop for now. gonna edit this somewhere later today MAYBE, but for now, farewell. ok goodbye. i said bye. GOODBYE. [8:53 pm] hello again. i am working on some stuff on blender, but i got distracted watching kane pixel's backrooms series. its actually really good, almost everything is entirely cgi, it looks REALLY realistic, lore is huge, its just a good series. i'd suggest giving it a watch, its on youtube. anyway, im just updating this now because i promised myself i would go to bed early tonight, and what do you know its almost 9:00 pm. i am now working on a game called "the amazing game". it takes some inspiration from viba's "the wonderful game", but it is different. in some aspects it still retains the silly look, but while having some originality. its being entirely made in turbowarp, and once im done with it its gonna be packaged into an exe if you want to play at all. 2 minutes left until 9:00. just gotta wait *waiting again* ok well i dont really have much to talk about so i will just say: we have surpassed 33,333 characters! thats a lot of threes. already getting close to the original character count. i'm gonna watch tv for a bit and go to bed, so see you tomorrow, IF neocities isnt blocked on the school chromebooks. ok actually goodbye [Nov 7, 2024, 8:54 am] hello once again, I AM BACK!! so i am about to log into virtual (yes im doing virtual meeting today) because i accidentally missed the van. not a bus, a van. yes they provide transport in vans. its always pretty warm in there, and the thing is pretty darn big so it has like 12 seats. i am now practicing typing. using monkeytype im gonna try to improve my typing speed so i can get stuff like this done faster. and what do you know, i got 90 wpm. not that fast, but hey its a step up from 70. looks like i have already gotten 3 lines in one the editor, nice. i have to login at 9:00 so i only have a few minutes left. now lets talk about cheese. actually, no. how about... a story about cheese? ok: "once upon a time, there was a yellow brick sitting in the middle of the woods. this dates back to around caveman times, so everything is pretty much a jungle. somebody found this yellow brick below a tree. he picked it up and said "cheeeese." because english or any other language wasn't a thing back then, so they just made random noises. he decided to call it cheese, like what he just said. he ate it. it tasted good, and that is a totally not made up story of how cheese was made- i mean discovered." so its 8:58 am so im gonna go ahead and log into the meeting. im gonna get the old laptop later to view the old LTE. laters. [8:38 pm] i am back after nearly TWELEVE HOURS. i forgot about getting the old laptop for the old lte, sorry. anyway im still practicing typing and i now have a record of 114 wpm! i guess thats good. so i did notice i am typing a little faster when writing these, so thats an improvement. gonna go to bed early again, hopefully i can update this tomorrow. but for now, lets check the most used keyword again: it is now "now" with 91 uses! cheese has finally been surpassed even before there was one hundred of any word! the speaking time of this entire document is now around 37 minutes, but the reading time is around 24 minutes, and finally to top it all off the hand writing time is over 8 HOURS. im not joking. at least that is what wordcounter.net says. THE WORDCOUNTER.NET HASN'T LIED TO ME YET! (find the reference) anyway turns out tomorrow is the DLTEOTOSFNR 6 month anniversary, so dont worry im still working on that special chapter. and to think like over 30k characters has been added to this in about a week... maybe i will try to get around 50k by the end of the week. shouldnt be too hard. im about to put this up so i can watch some youtube then go to bed, also i noticed neocities has a little button that says "hide" now if your paragraph thing is really long. its right there. RIGHT there, you see it? ok maybe you cant see it but go look in the editor yourself its THERE. its... there. right, there. look. look at it. THERE. its almost 9 again (its 8:45) so im gonna go ahead and put this up right about NOW- cheese
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